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REVENUE DEPARTMENT
« on: October 06, 2009, 04:51:21 PM »
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the
books of a Synagogue.

While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice
you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?'

'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the
candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.'

'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
had a practical answer.

But on he went, in his obnoxious way:

'What about all these bread-wafer purchases? What do you do with the
crumbs?'

'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to
trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back
to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send us a free box of
bread-wafers.'

'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the
know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'

'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi...

'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and
about once a year they send us a complete dick.'

 

 

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